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[not_actually_a_bad_guy]

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un: swan (misfire)

[sheriffing]

The only way you'd look better would be if you were between my legs.

un: suit-and-shades

[not_actually_a_bad_guy]

Wait, what?

[sheriffing]

Shit.
Hi.

[not_actually_a_bad_guy]

I am not opposed to the idea, but I don't think I am who that was intended for, right?

[sheriffing]

I can do better than that, I didn't send it in the first place.

[not_actually_a_bad_guy]

Now I am curious. Show me better?

[sheriffing]

Give me something to work with and I will.

[not_actually_a_bad_guy]

What would you like to know?

[sheriffing]

What are you into?

[not_actually_a_bad_guy]

Typically things on the spicer side. A bit of pain, tying people up, blind folds, gags, that kind of stuff.

[sheriffing]

Giving, receiving, or both?

[not_actually_a_bad_guy]

I have been on the receiving at least once since you have to know how the tools feel to use them effectively. But I don't bottom for most people.

[sheriffing]

You don't like a little pain with your pleasure?

[not_actually_a_bad_guy]

With the right person.

[sheriffing]

What about roughness?

[not_actually_a_bad_guy]

That I like, both sides of.

[sheriffing]

Even when you meet someone new, through a strange texting misfire scenario?

[not_actually_a_bad_guy]

If they are down for it and they think they can handle it.

[sheriffing]

Most of the time, I'm the one people can't handle.

[not_actually_a_bad_guy]

That sounds like a challenge

[sheriffing]

I could be.

[not_actually_a_bad_guy]

And I am pretty good at handling them

[sheriffing]

I hope you mean that literally, too.

[not_actually_a_bad_guy]

I am