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[not_actually_a_bad_guy]

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un: swan (misfire)

[sheriffing]

The only way you'd look better would be if you were between my legs.

un: suit-and-shades

[not_actually_a_bad_guy]

Wait, what?

text - un; castiel (event misfire)

[nuntius]

I want you to sit on my table after dinner so I can eat you for dessert.

un: suit-and-shades

[not_actually_a_bad_guy]

That's... That depends on what is for dinner
[ By now he has caught on to something being up with the network. It has to be, right? ]

un: sherekhan (misfire)

[chuffle]

It’s good you have such a good jawline, I like a nice sturdy seat when I ride someone’s face.

un: suit-and-shades

[not_actually_a_bad_guy]

You do that often then?

un: formerkingquentin; backdated to 7/15

[proofofconcept]

party on

[It could not be more obvious that Quentin made this thing with some kind of online template. At least it's not animated.]

Text; un: smokinbomb

[bakudan_bambino]

YOU'VE BEEN BLASTED BY THE

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(()/((   )\())  ( )\ )\()) )\))(  ( )\  
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/ __| __\ \/ /  | _ )/ _ \|  \/  || _ ) 
\__ \ _| >  <   | _ \ (_) | |\/| || _ \ 
|___/___/_/\_\  |___/\___/|_|  |_||___/ 
                                        

ONCE YOU'VE BEEN BOMBED, YOU HAVE TO BOMB 8 OTHER PEOPLE! IF YOU GET BOMBED AGAIN YOULL KNOW YOUR REALLY SEXY!!1 IF YOU DIFFUSE THE SEX BOMB CHAIN, YOULL SUFFER A VERY UNSEXY BRAIN INJURY! BOMB WHOEVER YOU THINK IS SEXY!!

*** NO BOMBING BACK

[ooc: No pressure in responding back or joining in! 8D]

un:icechess | text (mention of brain injury)

[sometimespawnskillkings]

[Temple is a little embarrassed to be doing this, but he's genuinely concerned that these messages might actually do something, since weird magic shit does happen a lot in this city.]

YOU'VE BEEN BLASTED BY THE

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(()/(( )\()) ( )\ )\()) )\))( ( )\
/(_))\ ((_)\ )((_|(_)\ ((_)()\ )((_)
(_))((_)__((_) ((_)_ ((_)(_()((_|(_)_
/ __| __\ \/ / | _ )/ _ \| \/ || _ )
\__ \ _| > < | _ \ (_) | |\/| || _ \
|___/___/_/\_\ |___/\___/|_| |_||___/



ONCE YOU'VE BEEN BOMBED, YOU HAVE TO BOMB 8 OTHER PEOPLE! IF YOU GET BOMBED AGAIN YOULL KNOW YOUR REALLY SEXY!!1 IF YOU DIFFUSE THE SEX BOMB CHAIN, YOULL SUFFER A VERY UNSEXY BRAIN INJURY! BOMB WHOEVER YOU THINK IS SEXY!!

Text; un: smokinbomb

[bakudan_bambino]

Rude,

It's Gokudera. I need help learning some self-defense to protect my eyes. There's a guy that's threatened to eat them and I don't plan on letting that happen.

But... you're tough. Can you teach me any moves or something that might help?

If not, it's alright. I understand you might be busy.

Thanks for your time/consideration

Re: Text; un: smokinbomb

[not_actually_a_bad_guy]

Of course I can help you with that. Who is threatening you? And I always have time for another self-defense class. Do you want to meet and talk about what you need?

[vintsparkler]

[not_actually_a_bad_guy]

Of course I'll be there. Do you need any help with anything?

Dinner Party Invite

[sometimespawnskillkings]

Re: Dinner Party Invite

[not_actually_a_bad_guy]

Thank you, I would love to come. My plus one will be Zack Fair.

Voice; un: smokin_bomb; forward dated to 12/3

[bakudan_bambino]

Hey Rude,

When you get a chance, can you check on Vash for me? I saw him a few nights ago and he didn’t seem… like himself.

We kind of got into a fight and he shot me.

[not_actually_a_bad_guy]

Sure, I can do that. How are you doing? No major damage?

Delivery!

[1stclasspuppy]

[ On Christmas Eve a present with too many bows is at the door. Opening it will find a 3xl very soft and warm custom made sweater - and a note: Happy Holidays!!! Thanks for being my buddy and being there for me. Stay warm! ~ <3 Zack Fair ]

A text a few hours later.

[not_actually_a_bad_guy]

[ The text is really just a picture of Rude on one of the couches at Polinator place, wearing the sweater and with a grin on his face. ]

Delivery!

[bakudan_bambino]

[On Christmas Eve, Gokudera will be dropping off an envelope with an omamori and a note inside.]

Happy Holidays, Rude! Please accept this charm for good physical help to keep into the new year!

A text a few hours later.

[not_actually_a_bad_guy]

Thank you very much. I forgot about gifts so yours will be a little late

a delivery

[fooloftheking]

Screw their purity bs

Let's do something vile together.

[not_actually_a_bad_guy]

To each other or someone else?

Text; un: BackwaterPup

[1stclasspuppy]

Happy Valentine's day!


[A text is sent with a silly valentine that Zack made attached and tons of heart emojis. There is also a box of chocolates sent over. Don't worry, Zack didn't make them from scratch.]

un: suit-and-shades

[not_actually_a_bad_guy]

You're sweet. How about I come over to your place and we share the chocolate?

text; un: blackbeard

[treading_water]

[ OPEN LOG --- VENUE INFO ]

Invitation

[fanoperator]

[the_real_mccoy]

[not_actually_a_bad_guy]

That sounds lovely. I've missed good seafood

ATTN: RUDE

[duplicitymods]

❝

DUPLICITY CITATION No. 19692 Violation: Interference of SIN Guards on Duty Fine: $200 + 1 week Realignment Payments must be received within 30 calendar days, or debts will be handed over to the Remittance Facility.

❞

Text | UN: Lushmage

[vintsparkler]

‼️ATTENTION‼️ 💀👻ALL HALLOWEEN🎃🕸 HOES😙💅 ITS TIME TO GET ☠️SPOOKY💀 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏 GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE✊🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬 IN YOUR👉PUSSY😽 AND 🙅DONT🙅‍♂️ FORGET TO SUCK😩🙌 SOME 💏DRACULA💉 DICK🍆💦😫 SO PUT 🔛 YOUR 👗👑COSTUMES👘👒 AND GO 🚪DOOR TO DOOR🚪 👀👅💦BEGGING😩 FOR THAT 😍GOOD GOOD😍 SEND THIS TO TWELVE1️⃣2️⃣ ☠️SPOOKY👻 🍑SLUTS🌮 TO 👁️ SHOW💁 THAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME 🍫CHOCOLATE🍫 COVERED 🍆DICK🌽

Re: Text | UN: Lushmage

[not_actually_a_bad_guy]

Dorian? What is this?

Delivery

[permanentlyexhaustedbird]

Waking up with a package on his bedside table might feel like another insult from Tim, once Rude sits up to read the note on top of it.

It's a short and simple apology and instruction on using his gift. If Rude does open the gift, he'll find a nice pair of leather gloves that when he pulls them on will be able to feel an extra level of padding to them and when he claps the knuckles together it'll electrify and spark. Tim has installed a Taser into his gift.

[not_actually_a_bad_guy]

[ A little later that day there is a simple text. ]

Thank you. They are really cool. I hope I don't have to use them but at the same time, I can't wait. I have a gift for you here, if you want to come by and get it.

backdated to Christmas Eve

[the_real_mccoy]

[A beautifully wrapped gift box gets delivered on Christmas Eve. Inside is the city's best assortment of chocolates with a note:

Merry Christmas!
M]


((OOC: Assume these are the vampire-friendly version which I'm sure someone in the city makes XD))

[not_actually_a_bad_guy]

Thank you so much, McCoy. I want to share these with you if you are interested.