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 Leave a messge after the beep.
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un: swan (misfire)

Date: 2023-06-26 06:22 am (UTC)
sheriffing: (🌟06_03232)
From: [personal profile] sheriffing
The only way you'd look better would be if you were between my legs.

Date: 2023-06-26 04:28 pm (UTC)
sheriffing: (🌟 269)
From: [personal profile] sheriffing
Shit.
Hi.

Date: 2023-06-26 09:24 pm (UTC)
sheriffing: commission; please do not use (🌟 0858)
From: [personal profile] sheriffing
I can do better than that, I didn't send it in the first place.

Date: 2023-06-27 06:49 am (UTC)
sheriffing: (emma046)
From: [personal profile] sheriffing
Give me something to work with and I will.

text - un; castiel (event misfire)

Date: 2023-06-27 11:52 am (UTC)
nuntius: @messenger (3850372 (48))
From: [personal profile] nuntius
I want you to sit on my table after dinner so I can eat you for dessert.

Date: 2023-06-27 12:00 pm (UTC)
nuntius: iconsbyyumi (pic#16472493)
From: [personal profile] nuntius
Apologies. It seems the network is glitching once more.

It's sending out wildly inappropriate texts to strangers.

Date: 2023-06-27 12:11 pm (UTC)
nuntius: hollow art (Default)
From: [personal profile] nuntius

If I'm being honest, I'd likely burn anything I tried to cook. But perhaps we could meet somewhere for a drink. I don't think we've met.

Date: 2023-06-28 01:33 am (UTC)
sheriffing: (🌟 02)
From: [personal profile] sheriffing
What are you into?

Date: 2023-06-28 08:14 pm (UTC)
sheriffing: (emma046)
From: [personal profile] sheriffing
Giving, receiving, or both?

Date: 2023-06-28 08:23 pm (UTC)
sheriffing: (🌟677)
From: [personal profile] sheriffing
You don't like a little pain with your pleasure?

Date: 2023-06-28 08:37 pm (UTC)
sheriffing: (🌟3209)
From: [personal profile] sheriffing
What about roughness?

Date: 2023-06-28 09:07 pm (UTC)
sheriffing: (89)
From: [personal profile] sheriffing
Even when you meet someone new, through a strange texting misfire scenario?

un: sherekhan (misfire)

Date: 2023-06-29 01:05 pm (UTC)
chuffle: (Daphne - grit under nails)
From: [personal profile] chuffle
It’s good you have such a good jawline, I like a nice sturdy seat when I ride someone’s face.
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