not_actually_a_bad_guy | Duplicity IC inbox:

The only way you'd look better would be if you were between my legs.

I want you to sit on my table after dinner so I can eat you for dessert.

It’s good you have such a good jawline, I like a nice sturdy seat when I ride someone’s face.

party on

[It could not be more obvious that Quentin made this thing with some kind of online template. At least it's not animated.]

YOU'VE BEEN BLASTED BY THE

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\__ \ _| >  <   | _ \ (_) | |\/| || _ \ 
|___/___/_/\_\  |___/\___/|_|  |_||___/

ONCE YOU'VE BEEN BOMBED, YOU HAVE TO BOMB 8 OTHER PEOPLE! IF YOU GET BOMBED AGAIN YOULL KNOW YOUR REALLY SEXY!!1 IF YOU DIFFUSE THE SEX BOMB CHAIN, YOULL SUFFER A VERY UNSEXY BRAIN INJURY! BOMB WHOEVER YOU THINK IS SEXY!!

*** NO BOMBING BACK

[ooc: No pressure in responding back or joining in! 8D]

[Temple is a little embarrassed to be doing this, but he's genuinely concerned that these messages might actually do something, since weird magic shit does happen a lot in this city.]

YOU'VE BEEN BLASTED BY THE

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(()/(( )$)) ( )\ )\()) )$)( ( )\
/(_))\ ((_)\ )((_|(_)\ ((_)()\ )((_)
(_))((_)__((_) ((_)_ ((_)(_()((_|(_)_
/ __| __\ \/ / | _ )/ _ \| \/ || _ )
\__ \ _| > < | _ \ (_) | |\/| || _ \
|___/___/_/\_\ |___/\___/|_| |_||___/

ONCE YOU'VE BEEN BOMBED, YOU HAVE TO BOMB 8 OTHER PEOPLE! IF YOU GET BOMBED AGAIN YOULL KNOW YOUR REALLY SEXY!!1 IF YOU DIFFUSE THE SEX BOMB CHAIN, YOULL SUFFER A VERY UNSEXY BRAIN INJURY! BOMB WHOEVER YOU THINK IS SEXY!!

Rude, It's Gokudera. I need help learning some self-defense to protect my eyes. There's a guy that's threatened to eat them and I don't plan on letting that happen. But... you're tough. Can you teach me any moves or something that might help? If not, it's alright. I understand you might be busy. Thanks for your time/consideration

Hey Rude,

When you get a chance, can you check on Vash for me? I saw him a few nights ago and he didn’t seem… like himself.

We kind of got into a fight and he shot me.

[ On Christmas Eve a present with too many bows is at the door. Opening it will find a 3xl very soft and warm custom made sweater - and a note: Happy Holidays!!! Thanks for being my buddy and being there for me. Stay warm! ~ <3 Zack Fair ]

[On Christmas Eve, Gokudera will be dropping off an envelope with an omamori and a note inside.]

Happy Holidays, Rude! Please accept this charm for good physical help to keep into the new year!

Screw their purity bs

Let's do something vile together.

Happy Valentine's day!

[A text is sent with a silly valentine that Zack made attached and tons of heart emojis. There is also a box of chocolates sent over. Don't worry, Zack didn't make them from scratch.]

[ OPEN LOG --- VENUE INFO ]

❝

DUPLICITY CITATION No. 19692
Violation: Interference of SIN Guards on Duty
Fine: $200 + 1 week Realignment
Payments must be received within 30 calendar days, or debts will be handed over to the Remittance Facility.

❞

‼️ATTENTION‼️ 💀👻ALL HALLOWEEN🎃🕸 HOES😙💅 ITS TIME TO GET ☠️SPOOKY💀 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏 GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE✊🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬 IN YOUR👉PUSSY😽 AND 🙅DONT🙅‍♂️ FORGET TO SUCK😩🙌 SOME 💏DRACULA💉 DICK🍆💦😫 SO PUT 🔛 YOUR 👗👑COSTUMES👘👒 AND GO 🚪DOOR TO DOOR🚪 👀👅💦BEGGING😩 FOR THAT 😍GOOD GOOD😍 SEND THIS TO TWELVE1️⃣2️⃣ ☠️SPOOKY👻 🍑SLUTS🌮 TO 👁️ SHOW💁 THAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME 🍫CHOCOLATE🍫 COVERED 🍆DICK🌽

Waking up with a package on his bedside table might feel like another insult from Tim, once Rude sits up to read the note on top of it.

It's a short and simple apology and instruction on using his gift. If Rude does open the gift, he'll find a nice pair of leather gloves that when he pulls them on will be able to feel an extra level of padding to them and when he claps the knuckles together it'll electrify and spark. Tim has installed a Taser into his gift.

[A beautifully wrapped gift box gets delivered on Christmas Eve. Inside is the city's best assortment of chocolates with a note:

Merry Christmas!
M]

((OOC: Assume these are the vampire-friendly version which I'm sure someone in the city makes XD))

un: swan (misfire)

text - un; castiel (event misfire)

un: sherekhan (misfire)

un: formerkingquentin; backdated to 7/15

Text; un: smokinbomb

un:icechess | text (mention of brain injury)

Text; un: smokinbomb

no subject

Dinner Party Invite

Voice; un: smokin_bomb; forward dated to 12/3

Delivery!

Delivery!

a delivery

Text; un: BackwaterPup