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[vintsparkler]

Because it’s not sexy? I mean, it could be, but if you’re preoccupied helping me, you could be missing out.

[not_actually_a_bad_guy]

Are you saying you're not planning on enjoying this orgy yourself?

[vintsparkler]

What? No, I plan on enjoying myself, but I’m inviting you, Rude, not employing you to play assistant.

Did you want to?

[not_actually_a_bad_guy]

That is a hard choice. On the one had it would be hot, on the other I would also like to have some fun.

[vintsparkler]

You think it would be hot to be my assistant?

[not_actually_a_bad_guy]

Following your orders? Why shouldn't it be?

[vintsparkler]

I suppose I never thought about it before. I’ve had servants and slaves, but never an assistant. Never a sexy one at that…