If I couldn't fry some bacon and eggs that would be very pretty sad. I can also heat up cans of beans and boil eggs and noodles but I would not consider any of that actual cooking.

[Tim looks at the extra boxes of rice] It had crossed my mind about how much you thought I could eat.

Well, it was Bruce's building so we didn't have to worry about privacy. He would just scrub any cameras but we were only just mucking around anyway. Pretty sure plenty of people saw him chasing me down and putting me in a headlock.